Did you guys know The Oscars are being awarded tonight? They are.
Oh, what? You didn’t know you actually knew some recipients? Well heck, you do.
Award for best performance in a dramatic series (every morning before school) was awarded to:
Charlotte has displayed extraordinary talent when crying crocodile tears at the mention of school. Her flair for the dramatic is obvious when her feet are stomping and her “I’m not friends with you any more!!” gets shouted out on the reg. Dramatic, indeed, as she actually loves school. Bravo, Charlotte! An award well-deserved!
Award for best comedy: The Olive Show!
Known for the catch phrases “Nanny, Nanny Boo Boo” and “C’mon Guys,” The Olive Show is hysterical. It’s light-hearted and funny and an audience of all ages appreciates the humor. Way to go, Olive Show!
The Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award (Yes, this is totally a real award) goes to Maria for her passion in doing what is right for all people and animals.
Maria gives her time and talent to those who need it the most. Through events like the Back to School Circus and her summertime lemonade stands, she has raised money and supplies to people in need.
And it doesn’t hurt that she’s totes fashion, too.
There you have it, folks. Better luck next year to the runners-up James, Alice and Franci. Step up your game a little bit and you, too, may go home with the golden Oscar.