“Oh, yeah. Vampire bats only get stuff that’s slow. It gets cows. But not humans. Because cows are very slow and don’t go near light. Vampire bats are nocturnal. Because that means that can’t see very good in the light, but they see good at night. And alllllll vampire bats have black eyes. But I have green. The light hurts the eyes of the vampire bats.
Okay. I’m done.”