So what you’re saying is that you want to learn how to make things special and fancy, just like Ruthie?
Oh, wait, you didn’t say that? Whatever, you guys.
I’m teaching you anyway.
You should know something about me. I love Sharpies. I love fine tipped Sharpies in every single color ever created by the wonderful minds at Sharpie. I use Sharpies to write checks, make to-do lists, doodle, and to make hilarious finger mustaches. Get a pack ASAP.
Use this incredible and amazing technique to win over friends.
Send snail mail and address it with a fancy banner.
If you decorate chalkboards on the daily (I mean, some of us do, okay?), use this to be extra awesome.